Tuesday, 10 October 2017

I Love These Figures

I wish that were true.

The fact is: I hate these figures from Ebor. They are sub-par and they are awful to paint. I have another two squadrons of them and I'm not in any hurry to paint them. But I suppose I will and when I have further need for WSS Horse I'll be looking at Front Rank.

These figures took me about two weeks to paint because I just didn't want to do them and I ended up committing to less than one hour per day in getting them done. That's very slow for me and the paint job is sub-par too (just to keep in line with the figures).

Anyway, here they are: 2nd Squadron, Regiment Tarente.




Wednesday, 4 October 2017

Two Posts in One Day!

In my last post I told the tale of the beginnings of my new medieval navy thanks to the purchase of a card stock cog from a Russian hobby/toy company. I also ordered a chateau/hunting lodge at the same time.

Like the cog, this model was quite cheap - $12.00 and it's fantastic. It's so beautiful and I'm amazed at the level of detail. All the parts that you can't see are also fully detailed. even the underside of the gate ramp and the interior of the top of the tower (you could actually take the top off and have a great looking battlement). That little out building on the right has a fully detailed interior.

It even has a little shit-house at the back!

I'm thinking that I might have to invest in the rest of their medieval city models. I could have a fully detailed, walled village for under $80. This is certainly something worth looking into.

Also... This is now the ancestral home of Sir Otto von Rickenbacker, lord of the Hemmingseatic League so it's only fitting that it is called Castle Hemmingstein.


"Hello. Who's castle is this?"

 "Go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

"Bugger! How did they get in there?"

"Piss of you varlet. This is our castle now."

"Follow me, Herman. I know a secret entrance."

"Quick, search the place."

"They're not up here."

"Not down here either, Sire."

"Where the blood hell are they?"

"There they are, Sire."

"Ah Ha!!!... Where have they gone?"

Tuesday, 3 October 2017

The Start of My New Navy

I saw a card-stock model of a medieval cog on a Russian website. I wasn't sure if I could trust the site or if the model would be any good. But, it was only $8 so I thought, "What the hell..." and ordered one.

It took a while for the post to get from Russia to Australia (about 4 weeks) and the model arrived this morning at 9 o'clock. By 11:20 I had the first ship of my nice new navy for my medieval Hemmingseatic League.

As far as I'm concerned this model is great. It's fully detailed and the card is even textured. It's 25mm but it fits okay with 28mm. It was super easy to make and for the price I'm certain I'll be getting a few more of these. There are a few tabs and whatnot that jut out in places but they don't distract from the overall model. It's a pretty solid model although I will need to superglue the fo'castle and the crows nest because they're not held in very firmly. But that's a really small fix.

My plan, when I get some more, is to scan the sail. Then I'll do some photoshop stuff to change colours and/or design and I'll have a small fleet of individual ships.

Here it is with a couple of 28mm troops for scale.







P.S: I also ordered a medieval hunting lodge model at the same time. I'll post some pics when I get it made.

Sunday, 10 September 2017

September Means Pirates

For the 7th year in a row my club is celebrating Pirates in September. Every September we dust off our ships and break out our various crews and sail the seven seas in search of plunder and fame.

Yesterday (the first day at our new venue) we played a simple game that consisted of sailing around the table, getting the booty and shooting each other. Nothing complicated just lots of dice rolling and having a bit of fun.

The large table was covered with a blue cloth with a few islands scattered about the place. In the pice below my trusty old tub, "The Hairy Kraken" captained by the indomitable Spaniard Don H'emmingo, can be seen in bottom right corner. In the bottom left is the Good Ship Csabi skippered by Captain Chuckles (but more about them anon).



The Good Ship Csabi and her crew of perfidious Englishmen.




At the start I noticed a treasure chest on the main island and I determined to get it. But I also noticed that Captain Steve was closer and had the wind in his favor, whilst I had a reaching wind. I thought he'd get there before me so I came up with a cunning plan... I would let him get to the island first and then I would sail up behind him and blast his crew with canister.

But the dice are a fickle mistress and I rolled well whilst Steve rolled poorly so I, after could of turns of movement I had a change of plans. I sailed up near Captain Steve and we traded canon and musket fire with the result that my enemy lost three of his crew (one of those because both of his canon misfired & one exploded). On top of dead crew a couple of well placed roundshot left Steve in a bad way, so he sailed away thinking it best to save his remaining crew, and I sailed straight to the island. 

The dice were on my side this day!


There be giant 30' sharks in thees 'ere waters... Ahrrggg!

A party alights from the Hairy Kraken to hunt for treasure!

Meanwhile, other ships and their captains sailed around shooting each other. On the smaller island Captain Rufus Roughhouse landed to claim the other treasure located therein.



After a couple of turns or treasure hunting, the treasure was stowed away on the Hairy Kraken and Don H'emmingo was a happy soul.


On the other side of the table Captain Chuckles and the crew of The Good Ship Csabi were shooting up anyone who came withing range. But His Majesty's Ship was making quite a few enemies.

And, yet again everyone was shooting everyone else. 

I now had to get my ship afloat again and once more, the dice were on my side and Don H'emmingo effortlessly got the vessel back in action. This was important because Captain Paul, master of The Blood Vessel, was looming up on my rear. The next turn, the dice spoke again, Paul had the initiative and the breeze but he rolled crap and move little. I, on the other hand, had the breeze against me but I rolled the dice like a pro and backed up the ship like Starsky & Hutch on full throttle.

The next couple of turns resulted in Paul and I maneuvering & trading shots. Again, it was my day with the dice, I holed his ship a couple of times and killed three crew whilst all I suffered was a couple of hits of hull damage.

Cap'n Steve takes account of his dead.

Cap'n Rufus Roughhouse looks on in stunned silence,
(a rare and uncommon state for this fine fellow).

It wasn't all pirating on this day. The ACW was raging on a table next door.

And so, we come again, to The Good Ship Csabi...

Whilst I was engaging the Blood Vessel, Charles (Captain Chuckles) came to close quarters with Young Captain James. The blasted and shot and the English Marines got the better of his pirate enemy, who's crew mutinied and surrendered. Charles was proud of his efforts and moved on to his next target - Captain Tom. They closed and started shooting with Tom getting the worst of it (and a bit annoyed) after I asked Captain Chuckles, "Why don't you fire canister?"

Some of Tom's crew died.

That's Tom's ship at the bottom of the pic (below) with The Good Ship Csabi 
on the far left and Rufus Roughhouse in the center


While all this was happening I was rounding the main island and traded a few few shots with Cap'n Rufus Roughhouse with no bad effects either way (I think I may have shot one of his crew).

However, the Blood Vessel was coming up fast on the Csabi and it was forced to maneuver. He maneuvered right into Rufus Roughhouse's aft. And unleashed more close range canister.

Then the Good Ship Csabi ran aground at full speed. His hull took a fair bit of damage and then I shot him and added another point of damage to the floundering craft. Charles rolled to try and get the ship afloat  again but he was stuck. Cap'ns Rufus, Tom and Don H'emmingo all moved and prepared to fire. I had the initiative so I shot first and with two accurate critical hits sunk the Englishman.


Don H'emmingo (not letting that treasure out of his sight) orders 
his guns to sink the Good Ship Csabi.

Now, it wasn't the end for Captain Chuckles: The resulting dice roll decided the ship would sink on the following turn. He rolled to get his crew ashore and half of them made it with two falling overboard. The following turn, one man swam ashore but the other drowned and became shark food. The rest of the crew made it to safety, except the captain. He rolled the crappiest dice possible and, after all of us saying he should down with his ship, it was Fate that decided that he did.  


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What a great game it was. Plenty of sailing, maneuvering and shoot. A lot of funny moments and, for me, the dice were on fire. Even when we tallied our treasure at the end I managed to roll the highest dice possible and sailed away with enough booty to warm the cockles of any pirates heart.

EDIT: Some ancillary photos that I pilfered from our Facebook page.