After a searching through every toyshop I could find and after scouring the internet over a period of months I finally found my Kong.
Where? Amazon for $7.95.
This little beauty stands about 6.5" and is the perfect size next to a 28mm figure. Not too small - Not too massive. Just right... Except his face. However, a bit of GS and an hour with just me and him and here he is.
When the GS has cured I'll add a few scars on his chest area and I'll bulk out his jowls and give him a sightly shaggier look.
His favorite snack: French dragoon (grenadier company - Slightly saltier than regular troopers and less fattening).